I am so angry at this world,cosmos,galaxy in general. The huge big bang which is supposed to have created this idylllic world of ours..*smirk*..should be recreated..this time to see if that idyll can be destroyed in totality. Like a blackhole sun would be helpful or maybe a supernova..sending a coupla asteroids bumping into earth might do the job too. So thy Holiness/Exaltedness/Greatness/Oneness/Every-other-ness up in the idyllic clouds...do try to grant this tiny little prayer that will actually benefit you.
1. You won't have to listen to silly 15 year olds whining about their boyfriends..
2. You won't have to deal with ingrates who pray umpteen times a day for something and then get disappointed when they don't get it. (dudes you might have to work towards it a little..just a mite...)
3. You won't have to deal with the stupid mistakes made by homo sapiens and the pathetic attempts they make at correcting them.
4. You won't get any crazy rock fan request prayers to be united with their icons..(seriously people get a life)
5. You won't have to deal with us. Period.
6. You can take a vacation forever. (err...or however long time lasts...I get the feeling that time is One dimensional..so technically that would be abolished too which would be awesome dude..ahem..thy holiness..)
So how about it?
Our Father in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy kingdom's gone,
Thy will is undone,
On earth as it is not in Heaven.
Give us today our last bread and forgive us our sins as we condemn those who sin against us.
Do not bring us to the test for we will surely fail,
And Deliver us ...from Life.
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