That's not even a prophecy..it's more like a hard and fast rule engraved in gold.
Prophecy 3: Thinking about tomorrow will tend to cause an increase in your body temperature. Thinking about yesterday will require a bowl to be placed beneath the eyes to collect fresh saline tears.
Prophecy 4: Most of your pathetic existence withers in the shadow of epic failures.
Prophecy 5: You'll tell yourself you'll do it tomorrow...that unfortunate event will never happen.
Prophecy 6: Don't kid yourself. You are so alone in this cosmos.
Prophecy 7: Your life is a shrine to the Goddess of Procrastination.
Prophecy 8: You will come across someone in your life who will make you jealous and uncomfortable.
Prophecy 9: Happiness will come from unforseen quarters..be prepared to recognize it and treasure it!
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