You name your orkut profile Asajj Ventress.
You buy a dish full of neurons.
You think mushrooms are Fun-Guy...!!! Get it?
You contemplate taking research samples from the mold in your coffee-maker.
Everything you do has to have a research paper linked to it.
You diagnose people with crooked fingers as having a dominant negative mutation.
You don't get half as excited as the rest of the world about artificial life! Dood,,seriously,,science is jading us!